Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
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