OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
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he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Randomize