ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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