in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
you didnt know i had herpes?
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Randomize
