i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
you inspire me to be a worse person
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still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
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He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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