Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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