I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
i think i have two assholes
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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