Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
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She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
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and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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