Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
It's just like the Real World with babies
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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