dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
Randomize
