Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
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St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
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Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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