love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
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I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
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No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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