adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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