PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
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