So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Redeem this text for a blowjob
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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