protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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