Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
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