you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
There r osticjed everywhere
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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