wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
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we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
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I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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