I'll bet she douches with gravy.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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