what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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