butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
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Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
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You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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