I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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