you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
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This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
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I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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