Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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