his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
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