The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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