physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
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I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
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at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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