i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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