He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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