with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Can you repeat that, but with context?
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Someone signed my nipple.
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