Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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