i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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