Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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