She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I'm getting married
To pizza
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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