Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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