All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
Do vagina's smell?
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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