; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
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i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
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Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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