I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
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