the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
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Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
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How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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