the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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