There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
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I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
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Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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