Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
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