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i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
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he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
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For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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