Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
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So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
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Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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