My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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