420 ftw
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
Randomize
