How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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