Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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