Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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