Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
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Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
My vagina just recognized that song.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
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There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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