For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
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sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
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By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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