Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
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