Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
ok first of all what the fuck
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